handsomebb

A: Let's face it. We are lost.

B: Don't be silly, A. All we have to do is ask.

A: Who do you ask in a strange town?

B: You ask a policeman, or anybody for that matter.

A: I don't see any policeman. Where can you find one?

B: Standing right behind you. Excuse me, officer, can you tell us how we get to the post office?

C: Go straight ahead three blocks, turn right, walk...

A: Not so fast, please, officer. W're strangers here.

C: Sorry. Walk to the first traffic light, then turn left. You can't miss it.

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